Guess I will be holding onto my old MacBook as long as possible, because this is Not Acceptable: Link (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/1015072611)
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Watching last night's Colbert Report. Paul Simon looks like Bilbo after he gave up the ring and spent too much time with the elves. (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/1014271354)
I always thought of Elmo as a red Grover. My toddler sees Grover and calls him Elmo. Different generation, different perspective... (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/1014084635)
Toddler just ate creamed spinach sample at TJs without blinking. Guess I have to pretend our house is a grocery to get her to eat veggies. (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/1012188358)
My belief that people should be able to use cellphones on MUNI unmolested is wrestling with the annoyance of VERY shouty, hoarse guy. (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/1011747941)
After all these years have discovered Cuisinart's raison d'ętre: to render veggies undetectable to toddlers. (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/1009143837)
OK, WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY? Link (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/1007950205)
OK, weather in Bay Area is REALLY not supposed to be like this in mid-November. Total fire season and it's making me very very nervous. (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/1007085874)
Warm, windy and dry. Some of our finest natural disasters occur in this kind of weather. (whistles nervously.) (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/1006256154)
Say it ain't so, Joe. Blink tags? in 2008? Guess that's why they don't call him "Joe the Website Designer". Link (http://twitter.com/kjfalk/statuses/1005847617)






