To the good people of Piedmont Avenue:
- Yes, I've tried to put a hat on my baby.
- The hat keeps slipping off.
- No, if I pull it down so it's on more tightly, it covers her eyes. She HATES that.
- Seriously. YOU want to hear the screams?
- I'm sure she's warm enough anyway.
- Thank you for your concern.
Seriously, does it really take a village?






