The following are real-life updates to my Friend Feed on Facebook. Names removed to protect the guilty.
_____ loves sf.
Not bad.
_____ is studying for a test on Tue.
Hope it went OK.
_____ is jet lagged but happy to be back!
Welcome home.
_____ In spite off efforts to avoid it, I had to nap today. Transitioning from Korea time back to Pacific time is tough.
Sure 'nuff.
_____ is wondering whether she should be concerned that Kate just looked up at a picture of two otters on her wall and said, "How 'bout we give beers to the otters?"
{Chokes on her beverage}
_____ is glad he has not eaten a foot long yum rocket.
WTF?






