We sleep with a noise generator... you know, one of those things you pick up at the Sharper Image. It comes with various soothing sounds, like "babbling brook" and "ocean waves."
Here are some sounds you would not want to find on your noise generator:
That's the law in Wyoming. Build a snow-penis, go to jail.
Funny, that. If you squint, it
looks kind of like a Segway! Or maybe not.
Forwarded by a coworker today:
Bad title for a good cause.... now this can definitely be taken the wrong way!
====================================="Speed Petting" - a special singles event for animal lovers
May 11, 6:30-9:30PM
Animal Rescue Foundation, Lesher Area
2890 Mitchell Drive, Walnut Creek, CA
(At the corner of Oak Grove Road and Mitchell Drive)
Speed Petting - the union of the hottest dating craze with the sweetest little four-legged friends around!
Lonely nights are a thing of the past when you connect with one of the Realidate members you will meet at this fun evening of "speed dating." You'll enjoy short dates with 12 fellow animal lovers from the Realidate community.
You'll also make new furry friends of the K-9 or feline persuasion at ARF. These rescued animals are well cared for, but their lives are more complete with the joy of meeting and playing with new people. This event is the cat's meow with fun animal facts and questions to get your pet-friendly mind in motion. And get a sneak peek of pets available from our partner, ARF.
Wine and vegetarian-friendly snacks will be provided.
If you are a lover of animals, or just full of animal attraction, this is the PURRfect event for you since part of the evenings proceeds will benefit ARF… so don't delay; buy your ticket today, and be sure to tell a friend.
Find "puppy love"…while making a difference with animal welfare issues in your community!
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Register online:
http://www.realidate.com/SpeedPettingMay05.luv =====================================
