Just a few minutes ago, on ABC's website, I saw this little box listing popular stories being forwarded.
The first two have an unpleasant synergy to them, somehow.
Or maybe it's just my tweaked little brain.
(Avoiding dairy products now.)
Humor: March 2005 Archives
We
always thought that my grandmother had a thing for bald guys. My
grandfather started losing his hair pretty early on, but that seemed to
only add to his allure. (Grandma picked him over a guy with red hair.)
After his death, she had two "gentleman friends," and the one
she
preferred was also quite bald.
I thought of this today because I just came across this website which documents President Bush's fascination with the follicularly challenged.
In a word:
Disturbing.
(Luckily, the people I know who have appealing heads wouldn't be allowed into a room with this guy for, er, other reasons, or else I'd be extremely concerned for their dignity and safety.)
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Edited to add: Is this cool or what!?!?!
Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready to rock? Get ready for the hardcore sounds of...
PUBIC ZIRCONIA!!!
(Yes, there's a story. Don't ask.)
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