I may be the last person on the Internet to have seen this, but boy is it funny. If you haven't heard it yet, though, imagine the following lines purred by a sexy female voice.
Favorite lines:
"I want your smoking gun to come in the form in a mushroom cloud!"
"Your coalition is so big! ... Your coalition is so willing!"
"Oh, enter Fallujah now! Pull out. Pull out quickly! Let me finish! Mmm. Mission accomplished!"
"I'm wearing my religion on my sleeve! If only I was wearing some clothes!"
Sooo... What do you wear to a civil war, anyway?
Maybe it's halfassed, but it's also really funny. Read Wonkette's take take on the debate Friday.
Shorter Bush: He was against embryonic stem cell research before he was for it. 10:21 Ha! Bush said he'd choose judges based on whether or not they'd vote for him! Ha! Ha! Funny because it's true. 10:22 Dred Scott case? Wha? Isn't this teevee? Oh well. At least we know for sure that Bush doesn't support slavery. Whew. 10:28 Q: Name three times you've made a mistake. A: I WAS RIGHT TO GO TO WAR. AND THAT'S A TRICK QUESTION. FUCK YOU. 10:30 Dad Wonkette writes in with his summation: "Kerry waxed Bush's ass." And you wonder how I turned out this way.
