Humor: April 2003 Archives

Oh yeah, I am so totally going to hire these people...

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I guess some time ago I signed up for a mailing list for law librarians. I forgot about this list, because I'd stopped getting mail from it... but somehow, spammers have discovered it. Guess they don't know it's defunct.

Thus, today I received the following masterpiece of marketing.

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The detail pleases enter: http://mere.cn.gs/kqwins

I'd say, the real intelligence arranges a good translator (and doesn't spam all and sundry). But hey, that's just me.

Feeling creative...

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Maybe this will make you feel better...So I made this very sick get-well card for a friend... and couldn't resist sharing it with the world. (Maybe I've been reading too many of my old Bloom County books.)

I love Photoshop, ClipArt.com, and Google Image Search. I hope that nobody sues me.

Collect the whole set! Operators are standing by!

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American Crusade 2001 trading cards, a great (and disturbing!) parody of the "Iraq's Most Wanted" deck of cards.

From Craig's List comes this great parody. "I AM USING THIS MEDIUM T0 REACH YOU. HOWEVER I HAVE NO OTHER CHOICE AND THIS IS STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL, YOUR CO-OPERATION IS NECESSARY. YOUR RESUME WAS SELECTED AS BEING HIGHLY QUALIFIED, BUT THIS IS NOT SPAM! THIS IS FREEDOM FROM DEBT - CUT YOUR MORTGAGE IN HALF WITH OUR AMAZING REMOTE-CONTROL PASTA POT. THIS OFFER IS FREE. YOU HAVE NO OBLIGATION TO DELETE IT AT ANY TIME..."

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