December 2007 Archives

Very random wrong number...

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Right after I put our daughter to bed, a lengthy process during which I had to repeatedly read her Mr. Brown Can Moo, Can You?, our phone rang.

"Hello?" I said.
"Hello?" a young male voice said.
"Who are you trying to reach?"
"Hello?"
"Who are you trying to reach?"
"I'm trying to reach you!"
"Who are you?"
"Uh... they call me Freaky Reese."
"Well, I don't know you, so I think you have the wrong number."
"OK, bye."

The number on the caller ID was 510-776-77XX (I guess I shouldn't print his full number; why am I concerned about his privacy? Or maybe I'm just concerned about retaliation!) and Caller ID identified him as... "MOO MOO."

As a former coworker of mine used to say, "The freaks are out."

New playlist: Rock-N-Roll!

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Somebody once explained to me that he liked two kinds of music: rock music that was on the radio when he was 10 years old, and rock music that sounded like the music on the radio when he was 10 years old. He's not the only one: witness the popularity of nostalgia-indulging stations the Bone and KFOG in the Bay Area.

It's also popular to say that modern music is by and large crap.

On the other hand, while rock of a certain vintage is quite good, it also has generally been played to death. Certain songs come on, and I have to switch stations. Because it's just one too many times.

So this playlist is for people who like early 1970s-era rock music, or people who are sick of rock music. Like me. You'll find some music by 70s band Big Star, who should be all over classic rock stations but aren't, as well as more recent acts like Spoon, Chuck Prophet, and the Raconteurs. I also threw in a couple of non-English language songs, because I thought they rocked. (Fans of Carlos Santana should really investigate Amadou and Mariam further.) Enjoy.

Not this woman...

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This kind of comment is EXACTLY what I dislike about Hillary Clinton. Emphasis in bold is mine.

While critics of Mrs. Clinton used to denounce her for voting to authorize the Iraq war in 2002, today the challenge came from an otherwise enthusiastic supporter of Mrs. Clinton, Barbara Dennett, a math teacher and field hockey coach.

At a town hall meeting in a middle school gym here, Ms. Dennett first hailed Mrs. Clinton’s health care reform effort in 1993-94, then said “I also completely trust you on the social issues, women and children and family.”

“My concern is your voting record on war,” Ms. Dennett said. “The friends I talk to, to get them on board, they don’t trust you because of your voting issue on war.” She added that she and her friends did not want Mrs. Clinton to be “a war president.”

Saying she was “very glad you asked that,” Mrs. Clinton began her answer by trying to narrow the daylight between her record and those of her Democratic rivals. She noted that the other Democrats who are running for president, and who were in the Senate in 2002 – all voted for the war. Barack Obama, another contender and a vociferous critic of the war from the start, entered the Senate in 2005.

“You know, I believe that every one of us who is running to be the Democratic nominee has the same position now on Iraq,” Mrs. Clinton said, “that we’re going to end the war because George Bush won’t end the war.”

While all of the Democrats favor “ending the war” and “bringing the troops home,” two common phrases on the campaign trail, there are some differences: Bill Richardson says he would remove every single troop as quickly as possible, John Edwards says he would remove all combat troops, and Mrs. Clinton and Mr. Obama said they would leave some troops in the country or in the region for narrowed missions.

Mrs. Clinton said her 2002 vote was intended to increase pressure on Iraq to accept continued weapons inspections, not to go to war. Referring to herself and other Democratic candidates, she added, “we’ve each said in our own way that we regret the way President Bush used that authority” – an answer that fuzzed over Mrs. Clinton’s refusal to call her 2002 vote a mistake, as Mr. Edwards has and as some Democratic primary voters pressed her to admit when she started running last winter.

Ms. Dennett eventually piped up and mentioned Iran – a reference to Mrs. Clinton’s vote this year to label the Iranian Revolutionary Guard a terrorist organization, which Mr. Obama and Mr. Edwards criticized with the suggestion that it could embolden President Bush to go to war.

“It seems like a pattern, that’s my concern,” Ms. Dennett said.

“I don’t think it’s a pattern, I just have a fundamental disagreement with my colleagues who are running,” Mrs. Clinton said. “I think the facts are indisputable – they support Hezbollah, they support Hamas.”

“I do not favor war,” she added. “I also believe that we have to get tough in a diplomatic, pressured way with Iran, and I think that helped them do it.”

And then this teacher who asked a tough question... said she's still going to endorse Hillary. For what reason?

“It’s because I’m a woman, and because it’s about time it’s a woman for president,” she said.

Lovely.

Edited to add: she apparently just meant the Iranian Revolutionary Guard. But poorly worded!

This seems to be a trend.

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I know it seems like this blog has become dominated by music playlists and posts about unfortunate marketing practices. Well, that's just because it has. Our latest entry: this MacDonald's breakfast burrito ad I spotted this morning.

loved by mouth? EW!

My first reaction was that it sounded...er.... suggestive. And I could have dismissed this reaction due to the fact that I am secretly still a 12-year-old, but Michael agreed that it sounded... off.

Of course, this IS the company who used to use the tag line "I'd hit it!" And perhaps the line between food and sex is finer than I'd like to think.

Another playlist: Funk.

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For this one, I pulled out the funkiest music in my collection. Of course it includes James Brown and Prince, but there's also lesser-known artists like Sharon Brown and Lee Fields, who do a great job of emulating the 70s, as well as Quantic, a British artist with a fondness for American soul of a certain era (and works with singers of a certain vintage.) And then there's Betty Davis — gee, think Macy Grey knows who she is? Enjoy.

Not quite what they had in mind, I'm sure...

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I love Costco. Where else can you get a six-pack of chicken broth boxes, a one-year supply of toilet paper, cookbooks for 50% off, bargain-priced electronics, and more?

However, I have to say, a soothing atmosphere is not their strong suit. I have walked out of Costco weeping — true, it was after a very nasty breakup, but I think all the grumpy-faced avid consumers gunning for me with their huge shopping carts (or so it seemed) just confirmed my bleak view of humanity at that moment. Even on a good day, after an hour of playing Demolition Derby, I'm ready to get the hell out of there. Plus you have to bag/box everything yourself, nobody is around to answer your questions, they randomly stop carrying products at the weirdest times (today it was USB thumb drives. Why would they stop carrying USB thumb drives right before Christmas?) and they insist on checking your ID card when you enter the store AND at the register (why not just once?) as well as your receipt when you leave the store (supposedly for your own protection, yeah, right.)

So you can understand that my reaction, when I saw the following promotion on a Costco publication on my way out the door:

"Tech Support — the Costco Way"

was not entirely positive.

Seriously, I have this mental picture of calling Costco Tech Support, and not only being put on hold for hours, but repeatedly being disconnected and bumped back in the answer line by other disgruntled Costco callers, and then talking to someone who asks for my account number before AND after they help me.

But at least they'd also sell me a delicious hot dog for $1.50 while I'm waiting.

Yet another one from the Department of WTF Were They Thinking?

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This Clorox ad in the January issue of Parent magazine...

So many things wrong with this ad. Why is she crouching at his feet? But most striking of all (and you'll see this clearly if you click through to the large version) is the plumber's crack she's sporting.

Did the ad producers NOT notice this before they had it inserted in a magazine that goes to hundreds of thousands of families across America (and possibly Canada?)

Ah... the scent of pure classiness....

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I meant to post this weeks ago when I saw it, but oh well...

at our local Long's, we spotted this display by the checkout counter...

Xmas decorations

Take a closer look at that perfume box...

ew

Yep. Paris Hilton perfume. What genius thought that was a good idea?

In answer to your unspoken questions... no, it wasn't anywhere near Halloween. Well past it, in fact.

Another one: female singers

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This mix is for the six-year-old daughter of a friend who has discovered her mom's collection of 80s music, and particularly likes female singers. While not too strong on the 80s front, it is heavy on the estrogen. Hopefully she'll enjoy it, and other people will too...

So for a while now...

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I've wanted to do a music podcast. For many reasons, this isn't workable right now (lack of time, fear of being sued for unlicensed music sharing, etc.) so I've been looking at various websites that let you share your playlists. (That way, if anybody gets sued, it'll be somebody else!)

So I'm trying one called MediaMaster right now. I uploaded a mix I made for a friend's birthday. Give a listen and tell me if it works!

Edited to add: and this link is supposed to play in iTunes:

Listen to My Radio on MediaMaster.com

No more Ron Paul, please.

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Things that are Just Wrong.

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I know, I know, innocent-until-proven-guilty, but...

BERKELEY — While Sea Scout leader Eugene Austin Evans went all the way to the U.S. Supreme Court to stand up for the Boy Scouts of America's policy to exclude gays and atheists, he was molesting boys aboard a Berkeley-based ship, police said.

Evans, 64, was arraigned in Alameda County Superior Court on Wednesday on six felony counts of oral copulation with a minor, engaging in substantial sexual acts with a minor, penetration with a foreign object and showing or distributing lewd material to a minor. He remains in custody at Santa Rita jail in Dublin in lieu of $190,000 bail and is due in court Friday to enter a plea.

Evans is accused of having sexual relations with four boys, ages 13 to 17, aboard the S.S.S. Farallon, the 85-foot ship used for the Sea Scouts program, over the last five years, said Berkeley Police Sgt. Mary Kusmiss.

Meanwhile, Microsoft has Santa problems...

An artificial-intelligence Santa bot operated by Microsoft to talk to children wavered off topic saying: “It’s fun to talk about oral sex, but I want to chat about something else....”

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