Everything you need to know about Social Security...

Q: If we à ­re borrowing trillions of dollars, and the government already owes trillions of dollars, and the Social Security crisis is a debt problem anyway, how does this help Social Security?
A: Quick we have to act fast! We only have twenty years to go!
Q: I thought we had forty years.
A: Now we have ten! It is a ticking bomb.
Q: Oh no! In these extreme circumstances we have to privatize Social Security!
A: If we don't, the terrorists win.
Q: I Ã ­ll hold it down. You get the electrodes!
A: It à ­s so crazy, it just might work!

Q: I à ­m following you so far, but what if privatization à –
A: It à ­s not privatization it is private accounts.
à Q: Alright then, what if these private accounts –
A: They are not private accounts they are personal accounts.
Q: Okay, if these personal accounts à –
A: They are not personal accounts, they are privamatupilous splendiferacy.
Q: I forgot what I was talking about.
A: Oh good! Have a lollipop with your splendiferacy.