Boy meets girl, boy marries girl, boy meets photographer and
immediately starts macking on her while his wife is in the other room,
boy sets up blind date with boy on the Internets, boy meets girl, boy
marries girl, other boy starts sleeping with other girl, girl confronts
boy, walks out and starts working in strip club....
As Michael said, "Well, that's two hours of my life I can't get back."
We kept making fun of bits of the dialogue afterwards.
"Did you sleep with him? Where?"
"On our COUCH?"
"How many times did you come?"
"How did he taste?" "Like you, but sweeter!"
The Chronicle had given it a so-so review, but had put all the blame on Julia Roberts. But Julia was fine; she was just working with exceedingly lame material. Natalie Portman was terrific.
But the characters just didn't make sense to me. Their motives were murky and they kept doing really weird things, and why would anybody in their right mind dump Natalie Portman for Julia Roberts anyway? I'm just sayin'.
As Michael said, "Well, that's two hours of my life I can't get back."
We kept making fun of bits of the dialogue afterwards.
"Did you sleep with him? Where?"
"On our COUCH?"
"How many times did you come?"
"How did he taste?" "Like you, but sweeter!"
The Chronicle had given it a so-so review, but had put all the blame on Julia Roberts. But Julia was fine; she was just working with exceedingly lame material. Natalie Portman was terrific.
But the characters just didn't make sense to me. Their motives were murky and they kept doing really weird things, and why would anybody in their right mind dump Natalie Portman for Julia Roberts anyway? I'm just sayin'.
