It's
the annual Barney video from the White House!
Perhaps only Scottish Terrier devotees are aware of this, but some of your tax dollars go to produce videos of the Bush family's dog every year.
It's cool. He's so darn cute! Plus he was born in New Jersey, which is, I believe, a "Blue State."
This year's video creeped me out more than a little, however...
Barney gets an earful from President Bush. Note the mournful yet absent expression, so typical of Scottish Terriers and reporters at Bush's rare press conferences.
Barney's arch-nemesis
Here's where it all gets creepy.
Karen Hughes and Alberto Gonzales explain to Barney that he's not qualified to be in President Bush's Cabinet because he's not a lawyer. (Barney also is a poor liar and doesn't torture anybody, not even rodents. These facts also render him unqualified.)
Karen Hughes also tells Barney she's busy "leaving no child behind."
Karl Rove demands....
"More red balls, please!"
Yes, he's really got balls, all right...
Perhaps only Scottish Terrier devotees are aware of this, but some of your tax dollars go to produce videos of the Bush family's dog every year.
It's cool. He's so darn cute! Plus he was born in New Jersey, which is, I believe, a "Blue State."
This year's video creeped me out more than a little, however...
Barney gets an earful from President Bush. Note the mournful yet absent expression, so typical of Scottish Terriers and reporters at Bush's rare press conferences.
Barney's arch-nemesis
Here's where it all gets creepy.
Karen Hughes and Alberto Gonzales explain to Barney that he's not qualified to be in President Bush's Cabinet because he's not a lawyer. (Barney also is a poor liar and doesn't torture anybody, not even rodents. These facts also render him unqualified.)
Karen Hughes also tells Barney she's busy "leaving no child behind."
Karl Rove demands....
"More red balls, please!"
Yes, he's really got balls, all right...
Ah well. Barney's still very cute. And now he's going
to have a baby sister. We don't get to meet her, though, because she
won't be moving to the Lair of Ultimate Evil until January. Perhaps
she'll appear in the Easter video!
