Some browsing while uploading files yields these gems:
I'm shocked, shocked, I tell you! to learn that a voting machine error in Ohio gave President Bush extra votes. And that a Texas State Board of Education member is calling on textbook publishers to clearly state in their books that marriage is between a man and a goat — ha ha, sorry, did I say "goat"? I meant "between a man and a woman". I am deeply saddened by the death of an Iraqi translator who was killed hours before his wedding (a wedding he had postponed because of his work). I am grossed out by the murder of a Dutch filmmaker by Islamic extremists who pinned a note to his body with a knife. I am unsurprised to learn that Bush continues to talk out of an orifice which isn't his mouth but is, shall we say, behind his balls.
