OK, I can't resist a translation:
1) Most hard-right Bush supporters aren't really paying attention to the real world and somehow missed the widely publicized fact that the vice president's daughter is gay (and in her 30s, and worked for Coors doing outreach to the lesbian and gay community, and that her father mentioned her l-status in speeches.)
2) John Kerry DELIBERATELY mentioned she was gay! On national television! In front of all those people! Omigod!
3) He could only have had dark and nefarious purposes! He should be very, very, very, very ashamed!
4) This horrible, horrible mistake should cost him the election.
5) Profit!
And then we don't have to talk about false rationales for war, rise in global terrorism, lack of post-war planning, Abu Ghraib, nearly 1100 dead soldiers, job losses, program gutting, environmental plunder, right-wing initiated preemptive culture wars, or anything else of substance.
What an asshole.
