I may be the last person on the Internet to have seen this, but boy is it funny. If you haven't heard it yet, though, imagine the following lines purred by a sexy female voice.
Favorite lines:
"I want your smoking gun to come in the form in a mushroom cloud!"
"Your coalition is so big! ... Your coalition is so willing!"
"Oh, enter Fallujah now! Pull out. Pull out quickly! Let me finish! Mmm. Mission accomplished!"
"I'm wearing my religion on my sleeve! If only I was wearing some clothes!"
