Today's spam (caught by our spam-blocking service) was a message with the choice heading "a vagina - date one today."
I enjoyed imagining what the actual text of the thing would say.
"Want the convenience of the female genital region without the inconvenience of having to deal with the rest of her?"
"Your fantastic plastic pocket pal!"
Hey, I'm good at this! Or maybe I'm just really weird.
Delete!






