It all started innocently enough. Michael sent an email to his friends to let them know about his shiny new email account.
Hey you guys:
Please write to me from now on at my new email address:
--------@gmail.com
p.s. this is a google mail account. keep that in mind when you write to me. (the phone may be safer)
But one of his friends decided to have a bit of fun:
Dear Michael:
I hope this email won't be scanned by google. I know google looks for specific keywords and then sends you related ads in future emails. I would hate for all the ads in your emails to be about PENIS ENLARGEMENT, clearly you don't need PENIS ENLARGEMENT. Your PENIS is just fine. What you really need is DISCOUNT VIAGRA from CANADIAN PHARMACIES.
I know you sometimes complain about your BALDNESS or the fact that you might need a 30 YEAR LOW INTEREST MORTGAGE or not being able to get a LOW APR CITIBANK MASTERCARD but I know you're just teasing. Even if in your spare time you like having SEX WITH ANIMALS, working on your ATKINS LOW CARB DIET, searching for LOW COST CAR INSURANCE FROM GEICO, finding AFFORDABLE HEALTH CARE SOLUTIONS FROM TODAY'S LEADING HEALTH CARE PROVIDERS, CONSOLIDATING YOUR LOANS, and talking about your deep respect for GEORGE W BUSH and the REPUBLICAN PARTY we still love you.
Hugs & Kisses,
Jason.
PS: PENIS, PENIS, PENIS, BALDNESS, ROGAINE, LEVITRA, VISA, MASTERCARD, CITIBANK, SEX WITH ANIMALS, PRILOSEC, FORD, CHRYSLER, PEPSI, GEORGE BUSH FOR PRESIDENT, ATKINS, GEICO, BOTOX, BARNYARD GIRLS, NYMPHO TRANNY SLUTS, MILFS, CAR LOANS, DEBT RELIEF, LOAN CONSOLIDATION, AFFORDABLE HEALTH CARE SOLUTIONS, PENIS, PENIS, PENIS.
[Note from the webmaster: if people find their way here from the Internet they should know that 1) Google doesn't send emails to people with GMail accounts (it displays targeted advertising in a sidebar.) 2) You can't find information on any of the products or "services" mentioned and 3) "George Bush for President"?!?!? As if!!!]
