The oddest spam, hands-down, that I've ever received. And apparently I'm not alone. (But did he know, I wonder, that he was emailing a Jewish organization?)
Subject: Please read because this is a very important message from Ted Jesus Christ GOD. ADVHello:
This is NOT pushing any product or service or selling anything. This is about somebody that was very IMPORTANT in the Computer and Software and Internet Industry that was born on World Earth that at 37 years old had a SEVERE 40 days and 40 nights on a large Sail Boat and was TEMPTED by Satan or Devil and this SPIRITUALLY and keeps getting told and this thousands of times by Angels that identify themselves to be Michael and Gabriel and More Top Angels that this person is the Second Coming of Jesus Christ and have given this person over a period of over 7 years enough information to almost prove this through VISIONS and DREAMS and LOUD SPIRITUAL VOICES and LOUD SPIRITUAL EVENTS and MORE. This information and everything that this person is writing is in the PUBLIC DOMAIN and is not about selling anything or any product or service. This is worth you taking the time to read because this may be the only communication you ever receive about this and this person can almost prove that this person is the Second Com
This is about Ted R. Kurts that was raised by a very good Christian family and to be a Christian and went to Christian Churches and Christian Church Schools for Teds entire life. Ted went to Christian Elementary Schools and then Christian Academy and then Christian University and then Christian Graduate School. Ted most of the time did very well in school and was a good student. These schools included Valley View Junior Academy and then Thunderbird Adventist Academy and then Loma Linda University and then the La Sierra Campus for Undergraduate and then Loma Linda University and the Loma Linda Campus for Graduate School. Ted took a medical curriculum and was completely self taught in Computers and Software and the Internet that Ted decided to get into for a serious hobby and then for a career and then started up a business. If you check around some you will find out that Ted was the Founder and President and CEO of a very well respected Silicon Valley and California and United States of America based Softw
Ted while on a large Sail Boat of Teds that was anchored in the San Diego Bay had a SEVERE 40 days and 40 nights and had many LOUD SPIRITUAL EVENTS that included Visions and Dreams and Hearing Loud Spiritual Voices and More that convinced Ted that Ted was and is actually a distant descendent of the Jewish King David and is the Son of Man and the Son of David and the actual Second Coming of Jesus Christ and this through a BLOODLINE and a NATIVITY and NOT from remote or in the sky or in clouds. Ted after this has been WORKING VERY HARD in RELIGION and MUCH MORE THAN RELIGION and had to get out of the Computer and Software and Internet Industry and did. Ted was told many times that what Hitler did was to eliminate a BLOODLINE and LINAGE that HE could not have a Second Coming and Return from a NATIVITY. Ted did NOT have a breakdown and this is NOT mental and is SPIRITUAL. Ted has begged and pleaded and prayed many times to God to get and this well over 1000 times an answer and then from Michael the Angel and
You NEED to REALIZE that this newsletter is CAN-SPAM compliant per the United States Federal Law of CAN-SPAM Act of 2003 that allows for Unsolicited Bulk Email or UBE or Unsolicited Commercial Email of UCE to be sent if certain requirements are met. These are met and if you are going to overreact or complain or harass because this email address received this newsletter then you NEED to read the legal section below to figure out your CRIMINAL and CIVIL LIABILITY if doing any overreacting or sending any complaints or hostile email to anybody about this or taking any action regarding this. This is NOT SPAM because this complies with the CAN-SPAM Act of 2003.
And it truly goes on and on, in this vein, til the break of dawn. Oy.
