Quel Coincidence

This is spam emailed to me on Christmas Eve, by a "good Christian". I suspect he scooped my email address from Blog for America. Identifying URL and email address munged to protect (and mock) the guilty. Note the subject header of the email!

From: "Spike" (Spike@boymypenisisreallysmall.com)
Subject: Do you consider yourself to be a patriotic American?
Date: Wed, 24 Dec 2003 09:01:13 -0600

If you do and whether you are a democrat an independent or a republican, There are some things that you need to know, and consider before casting the most important vote of your life and in our countries history this coming year. You may have the cry over and over that our civil rights are being trampled and taken away bite by bite. Well, you have heard correctly, absolutely. But what those loud voices are not telling you, is that our civil rights are being taken away by the liberal democrat machine, which has hijacked our democratic party and held it hostage for several years. I am sure that you have heard a story or two about certain organizations taking legal action against schools for mentioning Christmas or having Christmas parties. You probably were shocked and thought that this was being done by a small group of radicals. I'm sure you also have been angry and even felt exasperated at hearing about outrageous lawsuits for ridiculous things and you wondered when will this end? And every time you turn around you are hit with another expense due to some strange new government program. Example: soon in Washington you will be required by law to buy special trash cans, one for plastic, one for glass, and one for aluminum. Then you will be required by law to recycle and place your recyclables at the curb with your trash. If you don’t comply you will be fined. These are just a small number of encroachments of our freedoms being perpetrated by the democratic party and it is just the beginning. I invite you to visit http://www.whichissmallermypenisormybrain.com/ and read about many of the attacks on you and I and our way of life by the so-called "progressive" liberals.

Did Spike know he was emailing a enviromentally conscious Jew? What on earth is this precious "way of life" he refers to?