"Just as Congress recently voted to pre-empt key parts of the state's financial privacy law -- which would have given consumers the ability to restrict information sharing among affiliated companies -- special interests once again prevailed over individual rights in Washington. Yes, once again, Congress has come up with an industry-crafted alternative to a strong state law." says the Chronicle.
In my spam folder today, meanwhile, sits:
- "^_Boost your :P:E-N"I*S' LEN'GTH" from Tessa Felton
- "STOP SUFFERING IN SILENCE" from Christoper Yang
- "WANT; A BIG R'OD iesdqvfpaahr" from Rodolfo T. Betts
- "Great new development *" from Forrest D. Ashley
- "expand" your ^horiz-ons. wvongudi" from Gilda Marks (Tutti-Frutti, wvongudi, Tutti-Frutti, wvongudi, A-wop-bamma-loo-bop-a-wop-bam-boom!)
- "How much is your car worth on trade-in?" from Trade In Values
- "Hello, My antenna on cell sucks :-(" from Ashley Wheeler (maybe Ashley should talk to Rodolfo T. Betts?)
- "Info Information You need" from Marta Temple
- "splat Rate, SEE THIS MEDS OFFER abide armchair" from Jannine Lane (Divinely obscure to the point of surrealism...)
- "Earn huge money quickly from home..." from Allan Crouch (Would the huge money be earned via my BIG R'OD?)
- "cleaner colon wfbve" from Millie Story (EWWWWWWW!!!! That's NASTY!!!!)
I will be emailing president@whitehouse.gov today. I am also tempted to forward all of this spam to him, but I'd probably get arrested.
(Additional thought: about a new slogan for bumper stickers and such. Something like "I DON'T WANT A BIGGER PENIS, AND I VOTE!!!")
