So, for some reason, I've started getting lots of spam at my home email address (don't know if a filter stopped working, or my email address got scooped off my website, or what). I usually just delete them, but for some reason, the subject heading of this one stopped me in my tracks:
Bah, Bah... Best Farm Sex s1te 0n the NET
"Best Farm Sex S1te"? What, you mean there's more than one? Is there a competition with the category of Farm Sex Site? (and one for "best creative spelling?" or one for websites not on the net?) Is there an awards ceremony? What's the prize? Do the webmasters get up there and give speeches?
"And I'd like to thank my parents, and most of all, my sidekick, um, Daisy*, here. I can honestly say that I wouldn't have gotten to my present position without her."
OK, I'm deleting that message now. Disturbing...
*What do you mean, you've never seen Woody Allen's Everything You've Always Wanted to Know About Sex But Were Afraid to Ask!?!?
